I’ve wanted to do this for a number of years now, but keep missing out for whatever reason. So I’ve decided to do it now. It’s a little more sombre than the cheerful parcels DPU I added last week, but I feel this is one of the most important Christmas stories, one that needs to be remembered.
I’d like to share with you a holiday classic, one of my favourites. Simply wonderful and heartwarming.
baseball as she is played
New contestant for ‘America’s next top beautiful squidward fall’
THIS IS DAVE DPU. LOOK AT THAT SMILE.
LOOK AT IT.
Now, pass him along so he can stop off at other tumblr stations to give out more smiles over Christmas! O:
Have you ever met someone
And theyre so fucking perfect in everyway.
And maybe they arent perfect to everybody, but to you theyre just absolutely amazing.
The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.
There’s so much more to cover but I’m sure it’s things that have already been SAID SO MANY FUCKING TIMES AND YET YOU’RE ALL ENTITLED LITTLE SHIT STAINS and then you have some balls to wonder why people don’t wanna do anything with you
fucking mystery of mysteries
A pretty good powerpoint on how to make friends that was made.
I’m probably gonna get slashed for this but somebody had to say something.
I’m probably going to be shot down by tumblr people for this, opening up a can o’ worms and all that, but does liking and interacting with women yet not wanting to actually BE in a relationship count as being a misogy…whatever it is.
It’s kinda like this- looking at all these posts on tumblr about people ‘friendzoned’ and feminism and things like that, its sort of confusing on where exactly I stand as a man. Because it seems like even interacting with women these days is like walking across a field of buried nukes.
Is it possible to be a man and not want a relationship, and interact with women and NOT be seen as trying to get into their underwear? Did I miss the day they gave out textbooks ‘how to life without pissing everyone off?’